Bringing Wall Street expertise to the absurd world of meme tokens. We make money work for memes.
Founded by a group of degens who couldn't get jobs at actual investment banks, Absman Sachs brings financial memes to the masses.
Our team watched "The Wolf of Wall Street" at least three times, so you know we're qualified to handle your investments.
We offer the same services as Goldman Sachs, but with 100% more memes and 100% less actual financial advice.
Our clients include some of the most prestigious names in crypto, like @DogeWhisperer69 and @MoonboiXXX.
Becoming an Absman Sachs investor is easier than getting a job at Goldman Sachs.
Download MetaMask or another wallet app. Try not to forget your password immediately.
Fund your Wallet - Transfer Ethereum to your wallet. Don't forget we're headquartered on Abstract.
Visit Uniswap, connect your wallet, and swap ETH for $ABSM using our contract address.
Congratulations! You're now an Absman Sachs investor. Tell everyone you know about your sophisticated investment strategy.
Our carefully planned strategy to dominate the meme finance sector.